Elected by a legion of fools, he s the most important, most protected man on the planet He is the Messiah, come to lower sea levels and save the planet, to make nice with terrorists, to play a lot of golf He is lawless His unconstitutional executive orders go unchallenged by a wussified, do nothing congress At the absolute apex of power and privilege, he is unique amonElected by a legion of fools, he s the most important, most protected man on the planet He is the Messiah, come to lower sea levels and save the planet, to make nice with terrorists, to play a lot of golf He is lawless His unconstitutional executive orders go unchallenged by a wussified, do nothing congress At the absolute apex of power and privilege, he is unique among Earth s billions He is the Prez He is the Chosen One He is that one remarkable, transcendent, gold plated, silver tongued man He and the First Lady live within the womb of Secret Service protection Nothing can harm them, nothing can get through the cordon of highly trained agents that surround them Until Someone does He s old He s not even five feet tall Who is this little old man How is he able to slip through all the White House defenses, its closed circuit TV systems and its patrolling agents What does he want Why can no one catch him, control him, stop him And why have three quarters of the Secret Service agents assigned to the White House vanished Where did they go Suddenly something is wrong in the White House Something is very, VERY wrong.