After Obsession Best Read || [Carrie Jones Steven E. Wedel]
After Obsession Best Read || [Carrie Jones Steven E. Wedel] - After Obsession, After Obsession ALANThere she is The dream rushes back to me We were falling clutching at each other with twisting darkness all around us The girl looks up at me and I realize I ve stopped walking and am staring at
Carrie Jones Steven E. Wedel
Carrie Jones likes Skinny Cow fudgsicles and potatoes She does not know how to spell fudgsicles This has not prevented her from writing books She lives with her cute family in Maine, but she grew up in Bedford, NH where she once had a s ance with cool uber comedian Sarah Silverman.The Meyers brothers are from Bedford, too, so you d think it would make Carrie funnier, coming from Bedford N.H Obviously, something didn t work.Carrie has a large, skinny white dog and a fat cat Both like fudgicles Only the cat likes potatoes This may be a reason for the kitty s weight problem Shh don t tell Carrie has always liked cowboy hats but has never owned one This is a very wrong thing She graduated from Vermont College s MFA program for writing She has edited newspapers and poetry journals and has recently won awards from the Maine Press Association and also been awarded the Martin Dibner Fellowship as well as a Maine Literary Award.Here s the lowdown about Carrie 1 Carrie can not drink coffee It makes her insane Do not give her caffeine 2 Carrie is very responsive to loving strokes on the hair, kind of like a puppy However, do not do this without asking first unless you are a ridiculously handsome man or an editor who is about to offer her a trillion dollars for the first draft of her novel 3 Carrie is secretly really, really shy even though she s pathetically outgoing in person She has a very hard time calling people So, if you want to talk to her, make the first move And, if you re her in Maine female best friend, Jennifer, do NOT get mad at her because she is so bad at returning emails 4 Carrie sometimes wears mismatched socks, if you do not think this is cool, do not tell her You will hurt her feelings 5 Carrie really, really wants you to like her books Please like her books PLEEEAASSSEEEE She ll be your best friend forever That is, if you want a friend who is shy about calling and emailing and who wears mismatched socks and can t drink caffeine and likes being pet on the head Hhmmm 6 Carrie is not above begging 7 Carrie, like Belle in TIPS ON HAVING A GAY ex BOYFRIEND drinks Postum It s for the same reason, too 8 Carrie loves Great Pyrenees dogs They are huge and white, and furry and it looks like they have white eyeliner and mascara on, which is way too cute Do you have one Send a picture 9 Carrie lives in Maine She has a hard time with this in the winter It is bleak in Maine in the winter Imagine everything shades of gray and brown and no green anywhere except for in people s noses This is Maine in Winter Maine in summer is the best place in the world, so it s a trade off Feel free to invite Carrie to your house in the winter, but not if it s in Greenland, Canada, or anywhere north of Florida 10 Forget that She d still probably come.
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